Rates rise with your sweat
As if biking in New York wasnt already dangerous, Citi Bike has announced “surge pedaling fees,” according to reports. Riders will now be charged extra depending on how fast they pedal, how steep the hill is, and how sweaty they get while doing it.
“Its dynamic pricing for dynamic thighs,” explained a company spokesperson, pointing to new sensors installed on handlebars that detect perspiration and grunt volume. A slow cruise through Central Park costs $4, but a desperate pedal up the Williamsburg Bridge could hit $27.50, not including helmet tax.
Locals are furious. “I biked to work and got charged $65 because I was late and pedaled too hard,” complained one Midtown accountant. Tourists, however, are thrilled, calling it “a real New York experience” right before collapsing in bike lanes.
Tabloids spun their wheels. “FEE-WHEELIN” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “PEDAL PAY.” TikToks #SurgePedal trend featured influencers screaming as their Citi Bike apps overdrafted mid-ride.
Mayor Adams defended the policy, claiming it encourages “fitness accountability.” Governor Hochul promised to study alternative models, like “cry-based billing” for L train delays.
For now, Citi Bike remains both transportation and a financial trapproof that in this city, even your sweat isnt free.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/citi-bike-adds-surge-pedaling-fees/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/citi-bike-adds-surge-pedaling-fees/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
