Volume 1, Issue 3 – March 1, 1947

Archived Edition: One Month In and Already Running Out of Ideas

By March 1, 1947, the initial excitement of launching a newspaper had given way to the cold reality that producing content every single week is exhausting and that small towns only have so many newsworthy events before you’re reduced to reporting on Mrs. Whitfield’s prize-winning pound cake with the urgency of a war correspondent.

Issue 3 marks that awkward adolescent phase where the publication is trying to find its voice while also trying to figure out how to fill the pages between advertisements. The solution, apparently, was to make everything seem more important than it actually was—a journalistic tradition that continues to this day, though we’ve since refined it into an art form called “breaking news alerts about celebrity tweets.”

This edition features hard-hitting coverage of local government meetings that resolved exactly nothing, community events attended by the same 15 people who attend every community event, and weather predictions that were probably wrong but nobody could prove it because meteorology was basically guessing with style.

The editorial section reveals growing confidence, with opinions becoming bolder and more controvers

SOURCE: Bohiney.com (https://bohiney.com/volume-1-issue-3-saturday-march-1-1947/12025-10-14)

By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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