Times Square Billboards Show Therapy Sessions

Neon group counseling

According to reports, Times Square billboards are now streaming live therapy sessions in an effort to “normalize mental health while monetizing trauma.” Tourists expecting neon ads for Broadway shows were instead greeted by a hedge fund manager crying about his mother, projected 40 feet tall next to the M&M’s store. “It’s raw, it’s real, it’s New York,” said one city official while wiping away tears.

The program, dubbed “Broadway and Freud,” features rotating sessions: couples therapy in front of Olive Garden, anger management above the TKTS booth, and group counseling projected across a giant Coke ad. Therapists insist it’s helping. “If you can bare your soul in Times Square, you can bare it anywhere,” one said, jotting notes under the glow of a Nasdaq ticker.

Reactions are mixed. Some commuters applaud the transparency: “Better than another insurance ad.” Others complain about spoilers. “I was invested in Carl’s marriage and now it’s ruined,” said one fan holding popcorn. Meanwhile, tourists treat the therapy projections like reality TV, cheering breakthroughs and booing avoidance.

TikTok’s #TherapySquare is booming: influencers live-reacting to strangers’ confessions, pranksters staging fake therapy to go viral, and emotional flash mobs chanting “You’re valid!” to crying brokers. Street preachers have pivoted to offering free hugs for anyone emerging from “episode six.”

Tabloids had a field day. The Post blared: “FREUDWAY LIGHTS.” The Daily News countered: “THERA-PIAZZA.”

Mayor Adams praised it: “Therapy is cheaper than policing.” Governor Hochul muttered: “If Albany tries this, I’m banning jumbo screens.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/times-square-billboards-show-therapy-sessions/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/times-square-billboards-show-therapy-sessions/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Times Square Billboards Show Therapy Sessions
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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