Queens Family Confirms Their Restaurant Week Strategy Involved A Genuinely Elaborate Spreadsheet Tracking Prix Fixe Value Across Twelve Separate Candidate Restaurants

One dedicated household’s approach to maximizing NYC’s summer dining deal has evolved into a competitive spreadsheet exercise rivaling actual investment research

QUEENS — Local family the Abernathys confirm their approach to this summer’s NYC Restaurant Week, running through August sixteenth, involved a genuinely elaborate spreadsheet comparing prix fixe value across twelve separate candidate restaurants, an analytical process family matriarch Denise Abernathy admits “probably resembled actual investment research more than dinner planning.”

What This Spreadsheet Actually Tracked

Menu item value relative to regular pricing, portion size estimates gathered from online reviews, and travel time from their Queens home, criteria weighted and scored across all twelve restaurants before the family made a final selection.

How This Analytical Approach Actually Started

A previous year’s disappointing Restaurant Week experience, where the family felt they’d underestimated a restaurant’s actual value proposition, prompted Denise to build “a considerably more rigorous system this time around.”

What This Spreadsheet Ultimately Revealed About Optimal Restaurant Week Strategy

Genuine, actionable insights about which participating restaurants offered meaningfully better value than their regular menu pricing, information Denise now considers essential preparation rather than excessive planning.

How The Rest Of The Family Reacted To This Level Of Preparation

Mixed amusement and genuine appreciation, several family members admitting the final restaurant choice, once selected, delivered exactly the value the spreadsheet had promised.

Whether The Family Plans To Maintain This Spreadsheet For Future Restaurant Weeks

Absolutely, Denise confirms, already planning to expand the tracking methodology for the winter Restaurant Week cycle later this year.

What This Reveals About New Yorkers’ Relationship With Citywide Dining Promotions

A genuine, entertaining illustration of how seriously dedicated diners can approach even a relatively low-stakes seasonal promotion, treating value optimization with the same rigor typically reserved for considerably higher-stakes financial decisions. Further New York coverage continues at bohiney.com.

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