Prince Harry Sues Over Animated Hairline Inaccuracies in Upcoming Biopic
In a bold counter-lawsuit, Prince Harry has filed legal action against Disney for “malicious follicular misrepresentation” in the upcoming animated biopic Spare: The Musical.
“His animated double looks like it’s wearing a walnut,” Meghan Markle noted. “Even the Queen’s corgis have better rendering.”
Harry demands reshoots, a wig credit, and final say over all follicle frames.
Disney offered a compromise: hair restoration sponsored by Pixar. Negotiations stalled when Shrek’s stylist joined the call.
The saga continues…
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