Partnerships & Endorsements
SpinTaxi is proud to pretend we’re backed by a vast web of imaginary sponsors, unlikely alliances, and questionable co-conspirators. These fake partnerships give us the appearance of credibility—without the burden of accountability.
Strategic (Fake) Partners
- Microsoft SatireCloud® – Delivers punchlines at enterprise scale. Still in beta. Prone to confusing Word documents with political manifestos.
- ACME Emotional Damage Insurance™ – Covers readers harmed by too much truth disguised as comedy. Premiums double during election season.
- The Vatican Office of Unholy Media – Briefly recognized SpinTaxi as a “spiritual hazard.” We consider this a formal endorsement.
- The Onion’s Ex-Writers Union – We employ their best ideas. Mostly the ones that were too weird for print.
- GPT-4.5 Dramatic Edition – An AI trained solely on Shakespeare, courtroom transcripts, and drunk Yelp reviews. Writes 30% of our headlines and 90% of our legal threats.
Endorsements We Definitely Did Not Forge
“SpinTaxi is the best thing to happen to comedy since my fourth divorce.”
— Larry David*
“They make The Babylon Bee look like a church bulletin.”
— John Oliver*
“I love their work. I think.”
— Elon Musk*, probably distracted
“They’ve never paid taxes, and I respect that.”
— Fake IRS Commissioner*
Media Affiliates (Unauthorized)
- SatireNet+ – Streaming service that accidentally plays our headlines between true crime documentaries.
- Newsmaxwell House™ – A conservative coffee startup we invented and now regret. Surprisingly profitable.
- Substackle™ – A platform for writers too unstable for Substack and too sincere for Reddit.
Academic & Religious Support
- The University of Misinformed Humor – Honorary degree awarded to our founder, revoked three hours later.
- The League of Discredited Theologians – Named SpinTaxi “Most Theologically Confusing Website” three years in a row.
All logos, slogans, and affiliations on this page are completely fictional and legally unadvised. But they still feel better than real sponsors.
SpinTaxi: Partnered with no one. Endorsed by chaos.