NYC Rats Win City Council Seats

Democracy in droppings

According to reports, New York City rats have won multiple City Council seats in a historic election that has political analysts squeaking. Their campaign platform promised more trash accessibility and expanded tunnels under luxury condos.

Rats held their victory party in a Times Square subway station, complete with free pizza slices. Human candidates admitted defeat, saying they couldn’t compete with a species that literally multiplies faster than campaign funds.

TikTok’s #RatCouncil trend shows supporters waving cheese flags. One viral video showed a rat shredding a campaign flyer while being sworn in.

Tabloids gnawed. “RODENT REBELLION” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “RAT RACE WON.”

Mayor Adams praised it as “inclusive democracy.” Governor Hochul muttered, “I’m not shaking paws.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-rats-win-city-council-seats/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-rats-win-city-council-seats/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- NYC Rats Win City Council Seats
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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