NYC Dog Parks Add Wi-Fi for Pups

Barking online

According to reports, dog parks across New York have installed pup-friendly Wi-Fi so dogs can “connect digitally while socializing physically.” Owners claim their pets now swipe on Barkr, a canine dating app, while fetching tennis balls.

“My pug just ghosted a labradoodle,” complained one Park Slope resident. Tech startups are already selling wearable paw-phones so dogs can live-stream their walks. Meanwhile, squirrels complain they’re being cyber-bullied.

TikTok’s #WiFido trend shows dogs scrolling iPads with their noses. One viral clip: a beagle accidentally ordered $400 in rawhide bones on Amazon.

Tabloids howled. “PAWS ONLINE” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “BARK TO THE FUTURE.”

Mayor Adams praised it as “digital inclusion for pets.” Governor Hochul muttered, “I draw the line at cats on LinkedIn.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-dog-parks-add-wi-fi-for-pups/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/nyc-dog-parks-add-wi-fi-for-pups/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- NYC Dog Parks Add Wi-Fi for Pups
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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