Live Satire Threat Level
SpinTaxi maintains a 24/7 surveillance of the nation’s collective sense of humor, political tension, and viral stupidity to bring you the current Satire Threat Level. Updated hourly by our predictive sarcasm algorithm and one very old raccoon.
Current Threat Level: SEVERE
Extreme irony in effect. Reader sensitivity elevated. Headlines may cause dizziness, righteous indignation, or unplanned enlightenment.
Threat Levels Explained:
- LOW: Most readers understand sarcasm. Mild satire advised. Safe to make fun of billionaires and kale.
- ELEVATED: Outrage trending. Use irony responsibly. Avoid satire involving boomers and brunch.
- HIGH: Several celebrities are trending. Audiences tense. Deploy jokes with plausible deniability.
- SEVERE: Public literalism rampant. Every joke requires a disclaimer. Avoid satire near schools or cable news.
- ABSURD: Nothing makes sense anymore. Maximum satire authorized. All gloves off. Reality has left the building.
Notice: The Satire Threat Level is determined by analyzing current events, trending hashtags, and the emotional stability of 17 unpaid interns trapped in our server room.
SpinTaxi: Keeping America dangerously amused since before the internet had feelings.