The Never-Ending Story of American Political Failure
In what can only be described as a cosmic joke with a New York accent, George Santos has been released from prison and is already preparing another political campaign. New York voters have apparently decided that incarceration is not a dealbreaker for public office, it’s just a resume enhancement.
“He’s been to prison,” explained one voting analyst. “That shows he’s experienced with institutional systems. Very relatable.”
National media covered the announcement with barely concealed hysteria, while this breakdown suggests that American democracy is less a system of government and more a performance art piece at this point.
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