Relaxation meets duck habitat
Central Park has unveiled its newest attraction: a massive hot tub lagoon. According to reports, the man-made pool lets visitors soak while watching ducks paddle past. Jets are heated by leftover Citi Bike batteries, officials insist.
“Its like Iceland but with pigeons,” said one bather sipping bodega wine from a paper bag. Entry requires a swimsuit and proof you survived at least one MTA delay this week. Lifeguards wear Yankees caps and yell at anyone hogging the bubbles.
Reactions are steamy. “I got splashed by a duck but I still gave it five stars,” said a tourist. TikToks #HotTubPark trend shows influencers sipping kombucha while a saxophonist plays “Hot in Herre” nearby.
Tabloids bubbled. “DUCK AND SOAK” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “SPACIOUS JACUZZI.”
Mayor Adams praised it as “wellness infrastructure.” Governor Hochul said shed only try it if chlorine could double as hand sanitizer.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/central-park-adds-hot-tub-lagoon/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/central-park-adds-hot-tub-lagoon/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
