Government Employment Reaches Peak Absurdity
A shocking number of federal workers stationed in New York have officially transitioned from their nominal job descriptions to becoming full-time Netflix critics, analyzing plot holes in television shows while government systems run on code written in 1987. Taxpayers are, reportedly, furious about this, though nobody’s quite sure because the Department of Complaining is understaffed.
“I haven’t filed a report in four months,” admitted one federal employee at the NYC office of redundancy, “but I have extremely nuanced opinions about the character development in Stranger Things season 2.”
Political analysts covered the story, while this investigation reveals that productivity is now considered “elitist” in certain federal offices.
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