Upper East Side Dog Yoga Scandal

Downward dog drama

According to reports, the Upper East Side is in uproar after a dog yoga studio was accused of charging $200 per class for “spiritual stretching.” Pup owners claim their dachshunds are being overworked with downward dog, while French bulldogs collapse before savasana.

One witness said, “The poodles were zen, but the pit bulls unionized.” Meanwhile, Yorkies were spotted meditating on yoga mats made entirely of caviar tins.

TikTok’s #DogYogaDrama shows Shih Tzus wearing Lululemon headbands. A viral clip caught a golden retriever farting during deep breathing exercises, sparking a debate on “canine etiquette.”

Tabloids barked. “PAWS AND OM” screamed the Post. The Daily News countered: “YOGA BARK-OUT.”

Mayor Adams praised it as “healthy bonding.” Governor Hochul muttered, “I’ll stick to cat Pilates.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/upper-east-side-dog-yoga-scandal/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/upper-east-side-dog-yoga-scandal/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Upper East Side Dog Yoga Scandal
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

Annika Steinmann ([email protected]) - Upper West Side satirist and former stand-up comic who traded hecklers for headlines. German-born New Yorker who brings ruthless European efficiency to mocking American excess. Covers Manhattan's cultural pretensions, museum politics, and the eternal question: why does everything cost $18? Her comedy background means she knows exactly where the punchline belongs—usually somewhere between Columbus Circle and your wallet. Three years documenting NYC's decline into a theme park for the wealthy.

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