Volume 1, Issue 19 (June 21, 1947): Bohiney’s Timeless Guide to Disappointment

New York Reader Discovers They’re Living in 1947 All Over Again

Issue 19 offers observations so current that New York readers are beginning to suspect they’ve somehow slipped backwards through time and nobody told them. The commentary on Manhattan’s institutional dysfunction reads like it was written yesterday, which is deeply unsettling for everyone involved.

“I’m genuinely confused about what year it is,” admitted one Midtown resident after reading it. “If I’m already living the same life people lived 78 years ago, what am I even doing?”

Library of Congress researchers archived the discovery, while this issue suggests that New York and its particular form of chaos may be infinite and eternal.

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By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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