By Cosmo Java
Cosmo Java ([email protected]) - Caffeinated satirist operating out of a rotating cast of Manhattan coffee shops, each more overpriced than the last. Covers NYC's food and beverage scene, artisanal culture, and the absurd rituals of coffee snobs citywide. Former stand-up comic who realized third-wave coffee culture provides infinite material. Specializes in exposing the pretension lurking behind every $7 cortado and deconstructed avocado toast. Has been banned from three Brooklyn cafes for "disruptive journalism." Fueled by espresso and righteous indignation.