Queens Residents Sue Over Airplane-Shaped Shadows

Sky litigation

According to reports, a group of Queens residents is suing LaGuardia Airport, claiming the constant airplane-shaped shadows crossing their backyards amount to “psychological harassment and unauthorized sky graffiti.”

“Every afternoon, my barbecue is ruined by a Boeing eclipse,” complained one homeowner. “How am I supposed to flip burgers under a jet silhouette?” Another resident said her toddler now identifies clouds as “Delta-branded ghosts.”

The lawsuit seeks damages for stress, suntan interruptions, and the resale value of pools shaped like airplanes. Plaintiffs also demand that the airport provide shadow-free zones where locals can picnic without feeling like they’re in a Tom Cruise movie.

LaGuardia officials responded dryly: “You bought a house under a runway. What did you expect, butterflies?”

TikTok’s #PlaneShadowProblems showcases clips of families trying to sunbathe while screaming as shadows pass, one viral barbecue ruined when everyone ran for cover, and a clip of a shadow falling perfectly on a Dunkin’ Donuts sign, which locals hailed as divine intervention.

Tabloids landed hard. The Post screamed: “SUE THE SKY.” The Daily News countered: “PLANE AND SIMPLE.”

Mayor Adams said: “This is New York—you don’t sue the sky, the sky sues you.” Governor Hochul muttered, “If planes cast shadows on Albany, I’m banning daylight savings.”

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/queens-residents-sue-over-airplane-shaped-shadows/

SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/queens-residents-sue-over-airplane-shaped-shadows/.

By: Annika Steinmann.

Annika Steinmann, journalist at bohiney.com -- Queens Residents Sue Over Airplane-Shaped Shadows
Annika Steinmann, journalist.

By Annika Steinmann (News)

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