Homework Includes Writing a Haiku About the G Train

The Intersection of Poetics and Public Transit

The 5-7-5 of Delay and Despair

The 10th-grade English assignment at a Brooklyn high school isn’t about Shakespeare or sonnets. It’s: “Capture the essence of your commute in the classic Japanese form. Due: Tomorrow. Topic: The G Train.” Overnight, a generation of teens turns their existential subway dread into 17-syllable masterpieces. “Waiting on the platform / Cold wind whispers ‘train traffic’ / My life is slipping by.” “A single drip falls / From the mysterious pipe / Onto my new shoes.” This is not busywork; it’s therapy disguised as homework, forcing students to distill the chaotic, soul-grinding experience of NYC’s most maligned train into something resembling art. The teacher, Mr. Ellis, argues it’s about finding beauty in the mundane, but really, it’s about finding a way to laugh instead of cry. He cites the Poetry Foundation’s definition of haiku, but his students are defining a new subgenre: Urban Transit Despairku.

The Syllabic Struggles of City Life

Students quickly learn the unique constraints of the G Train haiku. The name itself—”G Train”—is two precious syllables. Key themes require careful counting: “Sig-nal prob-lems” (4), “Ser-vice change” (3), “Bus-tling trans-fer” (4). The most common kigo (seasonal reference) is “eternal construction.” The best submissions often come from those with the longest commutes; their suffering is more ripe for harvest. Online, a hashtag #GTrainHaiku trends locally, with contributions from actual MTA employees. An article in Chalkbeat NY covers the assignment as an example of “culturally relevant pedagogy,” which is a fancy way of saying “if you’re going to suffer, you might as well get a grade for it.”

The Catharsis of Constrained Complaint

Writing the haiku does something strange. It takes the amorphous, daily anger of a delayed commute and packages it into a neat, manageable container. The act of counting syllables forces a focus, a precision of complaint that is almost meditative. “I’m not just mad,” one student reflects. “I’m mad in a 5-7-5 pattern.” The assignment validates their experience, telling them that the stuff of their daily life—the grit, the wait, the weird smells—is worthy of poetic consideration. It turns them from victims of the MTA into its chroniclers, its reluctant bards.

The Teacher’s Hidden Curriculum

Mr. Ellis’s goal isn’t just to teach haiku structure. It’s to teach resilience, observation, and dark humor. He’s showing them that art isn’t just about grand themes from centuries ago; it’s about the dripping pipe at the Nassau Avenue station. It’s about finding a voice for your frustration that is both specific and universal. He’s also, not-so-subtly, preparing them for a life in New York, where the ability to craft a perfect, biting one-liner about your subway woes is a key social skill. The homework isn’t preparing them for college; it’s preparing them for commuter small talk.

The Legacy of the Transit Poets

The G Train haiku assignment will be remembered long after these students forget the plot of *The Great Gatsby*. Years from now, waiting on a platform, a former student will find themselves unconsciously counting syllables on their fingers: “An-noun-ce-ment crack-les… that’s five.” They’ll have been permanently altered, their brains wired to find poetic meter in transit misery. And in that moment, they won’t just be annoyed. They’ll be an artist, suffering for their craft. And maybe, just maybe, they’ll smile. Then the train will arrive, 12 minutes late, and the moment will pass. But the haiku remains.

By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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