The Jamaican Tourist’s Music Festival Idea

Kingston Visitor Proposes Subway Performers Get Their Own Coachella

The Underground Choir of the City

Donovan, a music producer from Kingston, Jamaica, didn’t just hear the subway performers—he *listened*. To him, the 42nd Street-Times Square station wasn’t a transit hub; it was the most diverse, unsanctioned music festival on the planet. In one walk from the 7 train to the N/R, he’d pass a Mariachi band, a classically trained violinist playing Bach, a teenager beatboxing, and a man with a keyboard singing original songs about his cat. Donovan was awestruck. “This is a goldmine! A living archive!” he exclaimed, much to the annoyance of commuters trying to tune it all out. He envisioned a proper “NYC Underground Music Festival,” with stages set up on different platforms, a voting app for straphangers, and the grand prize being a record deal, or at least a week’s worth of MetroCards. He cited Jamaica’s own vibrant, omnipresent music culture as his inspiration, seeing the subway not as a venue of last resort, but as a fertile, if chaotic, incubator.

Curating the Chaos

Donovan started taking notes. He rated performers not just on talent, but on “platform presence” and “crowd-mergeability” (the ability to integrate their sound with the ambient noise of screeching brakes). The three-part doo-wop group in the passageway to the 1/2/3 had “tight harmonies, poor reverb management.” The bucket drummer at Columbus Circle had “primal rhythm, needs a bigger bucket.” He saw untapped potential everywhere. The MTA’s rules on performing are strict about amplification and blocking flow, but Donovan dreamed of a day when the system would actively curate and promote its sonic landscape, turning a commute into a discovery.

The Philosophy of the Unsolicited Soundtrack

For Donovan, the magic was in the lack of curation. On a traditional festival ground, you choose your stage. In the subway, the stage chooses you. You round a corner and are suddenly in the middle of a brass band, your day irrevocably changed. This enforced, democratic exposure to culture was, to him, the city’s greatest musical gift. It broke down genre walls and class barriers. A banker and a dishwasher might share the same 90 seconds of virtuosic saxophone, a tiny, shared moment of beauty in the grind. Donovan wanted to honor that, to elevate it from background noise to recognized art.

The Dream Meets Reality

Donovan pitched his festival idea to a few city arts administrators he managed to corner. They smiled politely and cited liability, logistics, and the fundamental purpose of the subway: transportation, not entertainment. Undeterred, Donovan did what he could. He started throwing larger bills into the open instrument cases of the performers who moved him the most. He recorded clips and posted them with the hashtag #SubwayStage. He even jammed with a guitarist on the L train platform one night, adding improvised vocal harmonies to a blues riff. He may not have started a festival, but he changed the experience. For the performers, he was the rare commuter who *saw* them as artists, not as ambiance or obstruction. He left New York with a hard drive full of recordings and a renewed mission: to make the world hear the symphony in the underground, one spontaneous, unpaid, glorious performance at a time.

By Alan Nafzger

Alan Nafzger ([email protected]) - Editor-in-chief and Manhattan-based satirist who's been skewering NYC's absurdities since before cronuts were a thing. Former stand-up comic who traded the Comedy Cellar stage for a keyboard after realizing print doesn't heckle back. Specializes in dissecting subway etiquette violations and overpriced real estate with surgical precision. His work has made Upper East Siders clutch their pearls and Williamsburg hipsters nod knowingly. When not writing, he's probably stuck on the L train contemplating life's meaninglessness.

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