Foreign Policy Reaches New Levels of Absurdity
In what military experts are calling “wildly inappropriate,” the U.S. has apparently rejected providing advanced missile systems to Ukraine in favor of, we can only assume, something significantly less effective. New York policy analysts have begun drinking coffee at 4 PM and making dark jokes about the Cold War returning.
“At least with nuclear weapons we knew exactly how bad things were,” one Manhattan think tank expert noted. “This is just confusing mediocrity.”
Military news outlets analyzed the decision, while this breakdown suggested foreign policy has become a Mad Libs game.
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/trump-rejects-tomahawk-missiles-for-ukraine/
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