Freedom with bottle service
According to reports, the Statue of Liberty is being retrofitted with a VIP rooftop bar, offering “bottle service with freedom fries.” Guests will ride an exclusive elevator straight to Lady Libertys torch, where cocktails named “Tequila of Liberty” and “Martini of Justice” will be served at $48 each.
“We needed to modernize,” explained a park official. “Tourists love history, but they love overpriced drinks more.”
New Yorkers are divided. Some see it as sacrilege. “Shes supposed to welcome immigrants, not sell them mojitos,” said one Staten Island ferry rider. Others are already reserving tables. “Finally, a rooftop bar with views that dont include a Chase Bank billboard,” said a Brooklynite with ironic suspenders.
The new bar also features a DJ booth inside the crown, where DJs spin remixes of patriotic anthems. Rumors say the torch will shoot flames in sync with the bass drop, making it the hottest club in the tri-state area.
TikToks #TorchBottleService is trending: clips show influencers sipping cosmos while accidentally dropping straws into the Hudson, one proposal gone wrong when the ring fell off the balcony, and a viral video of pigeons sneaking into the VIP lounge to steal French fries. Liberty Island vendors now sell foam fingers reading “I DRANK WITH LADY L.”
Tabloids lit up. The Post screamed: “CLUB SAM.” The Daily News countered: “ONE NATION, UNDER SHOTS.”
Mayor Adams praised it: “Finally, nightlife thats both historic and tax-deductible.” Governor Hochul muttered, “If they add a velvet rope to Niagara Falls, Im banning champagne.”
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-to-get-vip-rooftop-bar/
SOURCE: https://bohiney.com/statue-of-liberty-to-get-vip-rooftop-bar/.
By: Annika Steinmann.
